“This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express…”

Get ready to get your daily requirement of Kurt Russell because it’s John Carpenter bonus video day.  Check out some of the best clips from Escape From New York, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China and They Live.

Escape from New York:

Trailer:

A quick history lesson to find out what’s going to happen in the far off future of 1997:

Snake is brought in to find out what the mission is:

The main theme from Escape from New York, composed by John Carpenter:

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Duke of New York:

Snake gets involved in a death match with some huge, ugly dude:

“You’re The Duke!!”

The Thing

Trailer:

A couple of scenes showing off the crazy special effects:

The blood test:

Cartman steals this trick to test for lice:

Never attempt to defibrillate The Thing:

Big Trouble in Little China

Trailer:

Chinatown has some crazy street wars:

Egg Shen gives the guys a magic potion so they can fight Lo Pan:

Egg Shen vs. Lo Pan in a magical battle:

Of course, Egg Shen should have just through a knife at him:

They Live

Trailer:

Rowdy Roddy Pipper realizes the world is not what it seems to be:

Roddy causes trouble at a grocery store:

Argueably one of the greatest lines in movie history:

Damn Keith David, just put on the damn glasses!:

Of course everyone knows the South Park spoof of this scene:

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