Nicolas Cage Terror Alert System

As most Americans know, the Homeland Security color-coded Terror Alert system is nearing its end. On last night’s episode of “Conan”, they revealed a possible replacement featuring an Everything Action favorite: the one and only Nicolas Cage.

You have to admit the system is spot on. God forbid we ever hit “Wicker Man” status.

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