The Sitter
Starring: Jonah Hill, Sam Rockwell, Ari Graynor, Max Records, Landry Bender, Kevin Hernandez
Directed by: David Gordon Green
Plot: A 20 something slacker takes a job babysitting a trio of crazy kids and ends up getting chased around NYC with the kids by a crazy drug dealer after attempting to get some cocaine for his girlfriend.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 22%
Critic Consensus: “With its recycled plot, misguided gags, and formula performance from Jonah Hill, The Sitter adds up to another disappointing entry from director David Gordon Green”
New Year’s Eve
Starring: Look at the poster above
Directed by: Garry Marshall
Plot: Various New York City residents have, mostly, romantic misadventures on New Year’s Eve.
RT Freshness: 5%
Critic Consensus: “Shallow, sappy, and dull, New Year’s Eve assembles a star-studded cast for no discernible purpose”
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