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Parker

Starring: Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Clifton Collins Jr., Wendell Pierce, Nick Nolte

Directed by: Taylor Hackford

Plot: Professional thief Parker is betrayed by his crew and left for dead.  He tracks them to Miami and comes up with a plan to get revenge and his cut.

Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 35%

Critic Consensus: “Jason Statham is game as usual, but Parker is a thoroughly generic and convoluted heist movie”

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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare, Thomas Mann

Directed by: Tommy Wirkola

Plot: After defeating their first witch as kids, Hansel & Gretel become the premiere witch hunters but their latest target is the most powerful witch they’ve ever faced.

RT Freshness: 11%

Critic Consensus: “Alternately bloody and silly, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters fails as both a fantasy adventure and as a parody of same”

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Movie 43

Starring: Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schrieber, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Gerard Butler, Johnny Knoxville, Anna Faris, Richard Gere and more.

Directed by: Brett Ratner, Elizabeth Banks and more.

Plot: An anthology of various comedy sketches including a bizarre home schooling family, a date that features escalating dares, a captured leprechaun and more.

RT Freshness: 7%

Critic Consensus: N/A

 

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