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Jupiter Ascending

Starring: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, Douglas Booth

Directed by: Andy and Lana Wachowski

Plot: A Chicago waitress learns she is part of an intergalactic royal family but her long lost siblings want her out of the way to claim Earth and it’s resources.

Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 26%

Critic Consensus: “Pleasing to the eye but narratively befuddled, Jupiter Ascending delivers another visually thrilling misfire from the Wachowskis”

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Seventh Son

Starring: Jeff Bridges, Ben Barnes, Julianne Moore, Kit Harrington, Alicia Vikander, Olivia Williams

Directed by: Sergei Bodrov

Plot: An aged warrior and his new apprentice must battle the magical army of a powerful witch, who has escaped imprisonment and wants to destroy the world.

RT Freshness: 7%

Critic Consensus: “Seventh Son squanders an excellent cast and some strange storyline ingredients, leaving audiences with one disappointingly dull fantasy adventure”

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The Spongebob Squarepants Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Starring: Tom Kenny, Clancy Brown, Antonio Banderas, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Carolyn Lawrence

Directed by: Paul Tibbitt

Plot: A pirate steals a magical book that lets him do whatever he writes down.  When he steals the recipe for Crabby Patties, Spongebob and his friends must try and stop him and get the book.

RT Freshness: 73%

Critic Consensus: “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water won’t win over many viewers who aren’t fans of the show, but for the converted, it’s another colorful burst of manic fun”

 

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