The 13th Annual Kick Ass Awards
It’s Oscar time again this coming weekend but the only awards that matter are our annual Kick Ass Awards, doling out the best and worst of 2018 and honoring the Ass Kicker of the Year and The Kick Ass Movie of the Year and much more. Read on to see our full list of winners.
Liam Neeson Should Never Travel Award: The Commuter
Best Douche-Off: Den Of Thieves
America, F**K Yeah Award: 12 Strong
Most #Woke Blockbuster: Black Panther
Best R Rated Comedy: Game Night
Most Disturbing Mutations: Annihilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYlIwaUhGi8
Biggest Directing Whiplash: Eli Roth for directing both Death Wish and The House with A Clock in Its Walls in 2018
Most Egregious Misuse of Walton Goggins: Tomb Raider
Most Ridiculous Heist Movie: The Hurricane Heist
Craziest Villain Plot: Pacific Rim Uprising (Runner Up: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom)
Most Overwhelming Use of Existing IP: Ready Player One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoB5EeDxS-Q
Best Senses Based Horror Movie: A Quiet Place
Most Rock Solid Dwayne Johnson Movie: Rampage
Most Hilarious Sequence: The Deployment of X-Force in Deadpool 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0oabUM53x8
Worst Expansion of Canon: How Han Solo got the last name Solo in Solo
Best Movie that Was Essentially the Same as the Original: Incredibles 2
Best Attempt at a John Wick Knock-Off: Hotel Artemis
Dumbest Villain: Ted Levine in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
https://youtu.be/5780CO7c0W0
Sequel That Most Missed the Point of Its Predecessor: Sicario: Day of the Soldado
Best Addition to the Purge Franchise: USA’s The Purge
Most Delightful MCU Hero: Scott Lang
Worst Sequel: The Predator (Runner Up: The Equalizer 2)
Best Fight Sequence: The Bathroom brawl from MI: Fallout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznz6zUIiF4
That’s Enough YA Dystopia Award: The Darkest Minds (Runners Up: Mortal Engines, Maze Runner: The Death Cure)
Most Awful Characters: Mile 22 (Runner Up: Den of Thieves)
Most Elaborate “Travelling” Horror Attraction: Hell Fest
Weirdest Bromance: Venom
https://youtu.be/e8-NHQhZdxs
Biggest Earworm: “Shallow” from A Star is Born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNxCz-Iyu0g
Best Tarantino Homage: Bad Times at the El Royale
Best Character Returns: Laurie Strode and Michael Myers in Halloween
Most Overqualified Cast for a Generic Ass Action Movie: Hunter Killer
Best Genre Mash-Up: Overlord
Best Performance by a Dog: Olivia from Widows and Game Night
Most Surprising Character Arc: The Dragos in Creed II
Best Team-Up: The Spiders in Into the Spider-Verse
Most Insane Superhero Soundtrack Song: Ocean to Ocean by Pitbull (Runner Up: Venom by Eminem)
Coolest Santa: Kurt Russell in The Christmas Chronicles
Ass Kicker of the Year: Grey Trace and STEM from Upgrade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmTgMzP2ZSc
Jason Statham Award for Excellence in Stathaming: The Meg
Steven Seagal Direct to DVD Award: Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay
Lincoln Hawks Memorial Over the Top Award: Mandy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW2DPkd3Xm4
Kick-Ass Movie of the Year: Avengers: Infinity War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z68MRjRpwdo