About Zach

I'm like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.
Website: http://www.everythingaction.com
Zach has written 7474 articles so far, you can find them below.

Aliens vs Predator 2: The Good One

Well the moment everyone has been waiting for is here, the Aliens vs Predator: Requiem trailer is finally online.  My sarcasm meter just exploded but the movie still looks pretty good and fixes some of the problems of the first movie mainly that it was rated PG-13 when you have two R rated titans battling […]
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The Secret? The most convuluted, insane plot ever

What did I stumble upon today you may ask? Well, it’s the trailer for Nationial Treasure 2: Book of Secrets and it looks like the most insanely idiotic plot ever. Granted, I really liked the first one with it’s da Vinci Code Lite plot. This one, as far as I can tell, is about Nicholas […]
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War, what is it good for?

Saw a new movie trailer today, War starring Jason Statham and Jet Li.  Apparantley they are at “war” with each other, hence the title.  This is either going to be ridicously awesome like the time Bruce Lee fought Chuck Norris (youtube it) or insanely stupid like the time Antonio Banderas fought Lucy Liu (the piece […]
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Simpsonize me Captain!

This week everyone is all, “Harry Potter” this and “Harry Potter” that, but next week everyone is going to be obsessed with the Simpsons with the release of the movie. One of the coolest promotions i’ve found is Burger King’s “Simpsonize Me”. You can upload a photo and become a yellow skinned resident of Springfield. […]
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R. Kelly: Poet for all Time?

If you haven’t seen yet R. Kelly has released a new single and video, “Same Girl”.  It’s a duet with Usher and it’s back to the R. Kelly we all know and love, the one who describes every single detail and leads us through a dramatic storyline.  This one involves Usher and R banging the […]
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“You got the Touch!, You got the Power!”

Well, I saw Transformers last week and I have to say that it was great.  Michael Bay truly is the master of shit blowing up and the special effects are phenomenal.  My only complaint would be that some of the action was a little fast to follow.  I also couldn’t help but notice that there […]
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Greatest Action Movies: 50-26, Now with more Bill Pullman/Paxton!

Entertainment Weekly gave us more explosive goodness on their site last week when they added 25 more action movies to their “greatest” list.  Arnold? check, Michael Bay? check, Helen Hunt? huh?  Well, whatever, on to the list. 50. Battleship Potemkin 49. Point Break (We’re crazy for Swayze!) 48. Under Siege 47. Assault on Precinct 13 […]
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AFI- 100 Years, 100 Movies Part Deux

Apparentley it’s been 10 years since the first American Film Institute tv special on CBS. Since then they’ve had ones for thrills, laughs, songs, heroes and villains and a bunch of others. Last night they showed off their new and improved list of the 100 greatest American movies. Some movies got added and some got […]
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Robot Chicken + Star Wars= the most Hilarious 30 minutes of your week.

In case you missed it on Sunday, Robot Chicken had an all Star Wars special that was star studded and hilarity filled. You got Seth Mcfarlane, Mark Hamill, George Lucas, Conan O’Brian and more as guest voices and Lucas helped produce. So, without further ado, here you go. Part 1: (featuring all around nice guy […]
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