Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: Death Racers February 2, 2014 The Asylum put together their own Death Race to compete with the Statham version and got the next best thing to Statham, The Insane Clown Posse.
Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: Allan Quartermain and the Temple of Skulls January 18, 2014 Want a new appreciation for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Check out The Asylum’s mind numbingly boring knock off of it, featuring the original (and public domain) adventure hero, Allan Quartermain.
Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea January 4, 2014 The Asylum puts a modern spin on 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, adding another 10,000 leagues for good measure and pitting Lorenzo Lamas against the madman, Captain Nemo.
Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: Invasion of the Pod People December 21, 2013 Melissa, an assistant at a modeling agency in Los Angeles, starts to notice that her co-workers and clients are becoming nicer and lesbianier when the Invasion of the Pod People begins.
Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: Transmorphers December 7, 2013 The Asylum threw everything they had into their mockbuster of the first Michael Bay Transformers movie and the result is the futuristic sci fi “epic”, Transmorphers.
Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: Dragon November 23, 2013 With Eragon coming out, The Asylum entered the world of fantasy with the simply titled Dragon, even though the titular dragon is only in the movie for about 10 minutes total.
Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: Hillside Cannibals November 9, 2013 To compete with The Hills Have Eyes remake, The Asylum unleashed the Hillside Cannibals on the unsuspecting public and created one of the most awful and upsetting movies ever.
Enter the Asyulm Enter the Asylum: Pirates of Treasure Island October 26, 2013 With the second Pirates movie coming out, The Asylum tried their usual confusion tactics by releasing Pirates of Treasure Island, with Lance Henriksen taking on the iconic role of Long John Silver. It’s about as awful as you think it is.