Based on the violent and over the top graphic novel by Grant Morrison and Darick Robertson, Chris Meloni plays alcoholic ex-cop turned hitman Nick Sax who, after a hit gone bad, starts seeing an upbeat blue horse named Happy that wants him to rescue a little girl from a deranged killer in a Santa suit.
As a last ditch attempt to land a massive client, the trio of Jason Bateman, TJ Miller and Olivia Munn decide to turn their regular office Christmas party into an all time rager in December’s appropriately titled Office Christmas Party.
Jason Statham is back as hitman Arthur Bishop, whose girlfriend, played by Jessica Alba, is kidnapped by a powerful group who want Bishop to kill a series of targets or else his girlfriend is dead.
The perfect choice to match the awesomely cheesy vibe of Kung Fury, David Hasselhoff provides the theme song, True Survivor.
The origins of wonderfully ridiculous 80’s action factory Cannon Films will be revealed in the upcoming documentary, Electric Boogaloo.
The Autobots face both human and Decepticon threats in the fourth entry in Michael Bay’s Transformers series, forcing Optimus to try and recruit the mighty robot T-Rex, Grimlock, and the other Dinobots.
Ready to give Sharknado a run for it’s money is the undead swarm of Zombeavers, who are looking to gnaw on the typical group of dumb college kids partying in a cabin by a lake.
When The Omen remake came out in 2006, The Asylum was there with their take on the “demonic kid” genre with 666: The Child and the titular child, Donald, leaves a trail of hilariously over the top deaths in his wake.
Thanks to a Mayan curse, Alma and her medicine man boyfriend Brujo must make a desperate trek to Los Angeles so that Brujo’s uncle can lift the curse and stop Alma’s body from destroying itself with snakes. If that sounds way too convoluted for a Snakes on Plane rip-off, you are right.
Axe Cop is finally here to dispense his unique brand of justice on every type of bad guy and in this first episode, he goes right to the top against the King of All Bad Guys to rescue the friends of superhero Bat Warthog Man.