Pulled in for “one last job”, former smuggler Chris Farraday has to head to Panama to try and get a shipment of counterfeit money back to the states to bail out his brother Andy.
The Burn Notice team manages to get their new passports but a disgruntled rival smuggler forces Michael, Sam, Fi and Schmidt into a nearby factory with seemingly no way out.
Mark Wahlberg stars as a master smuggler in Contraband but he should have smuggled a sense of fun and a script that wasn’t completely full of heist movie cliches.
What better way to cap off the cheesy ridiculousness of Snakes on a Plane than the equally cheesy and ridiculous end credits song by Cobra Starship, “Snakes on a Plane (C’mon Bring It)”?
“The fastest hands in the East meet the biggest mouth in the West.”
Mark Wahlberg is a retired smuggler who is pulled into “one last job” to help his wife’s brother after he gets in trouble on his own smuggling job.
“The deadliest art of the Orient is now in the hands of an American.”