Top 5: Fictional U.S. Presidents

It’s Election week and regardless of who you voted for I think we can all agree that any one of these fictional presidents would be; at best solve all our problems and at worst be pretty fun.

5. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Played by: Terry Crews

Appeared in: Idiocracy

Slogan: “Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.”

Experience: Porn and five time Ultimate Slam Champion

Primary Focus: Agricultural and Financial ruin

4. James Dale

Played by: Jack Nicholson

Appeared in: Mars Attacks!

Slogan: “I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them and that ain’t bad.”

Experience: unknown

Primary Focus: Domestic invasion by Martians.

3. Thomas Whitmore

Played by: Bill Pullman

Appeared in: Independence Day

Slogan: “We’re going to live on, We’re going to survive.  Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”

Experience: Gulf War Fighter Pilot

Primary Focus: Domestic Invasion by Aliens

2. James Marshall

Played by: Harrison Ford

Appeared in: Air Force One

Slogan: “Never again will I allow our political self-interest to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right. Atrocity and terror are not political weapons. And to those who would use them, your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It’s your turn to be afraid.”

Experience: Helicopter Pilot in Vietnam

Primary Focus: Foreign Policy, specifically Kazakhstan and terrorism.

1. David Palmer

Played by: Dennis Haysbert

Appeared in: 24

Slogan: “Is my voice trembling?!?”

Experience: Senator from Maryland, star basketball player at Georgetown

Primary Focus: Domestic and Foreign terrorism, specifically nuclear bombs and biological attacks.

Bonus: Dream Secret Service Team

Keifer Sutherland

Glenn Morshower

Clint Eastwood