The Kick Ass Awards…Now in Video Form.
Due to vacations and general Holiday craziness we weren’t able to get any bonus videos up for our Kick Ass Awards last week. Well, the wait is over because those videos are listed below. Let’s give a hearty round of applause to all the winners.
Best Steven Seagal Direct to DVD Movie: The Onion Movie
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9EgjFUggBQ
WTF?!? Award: Twilight Bullshit
http://www.the-editing-room.com/twilight.html (If Twilight was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest)
Sign of the Apocalypse Award: Beverly Hills Chihuahua is number one for multiple weeks.
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anezcx0oGVo
Lincoln Hawk(s) Over the Top Award: Rambo
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUYI24MJWxI
Cinema Abortion of the Year (That we saw): Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6z2gXo_JEc
Best Comeback: Robert Downey Jr.
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oKqN1XV2vY
Everything and the Kitchen Sink Award: Doomsday
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbOpDNumtKs
Middle Finger to Logic Award: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0upNuDNRSk
Sleeper of the Year: The Incredible Hulk
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo16tSFhNkE
Trend of the Year: Celebrated Actors Swearing
Morgan Freeman in Wanted:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knrdWMIIQ-0
Richard Jenkins in Step Brothers:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-WoRcYfP1Y
Also Joan Allen in Death Race
Funny or Die Award: Step Brothers
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27R79_Mi5Hk
Ass Kicker of the Year: Sly Stallone in Rambo
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEhllmopdMY
“Are You A Robot?” Award: Brendan Fraser Trying to emote in Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D and Mummy 3
(To save you from having to witness Fraser’s facial contortions here’s that awesome “Journey at the Center of the Earth trailer)
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjJ-Qe73boQ
You Just Gave Me Diabetes Award: Speed Racer
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJpGiX-2DIs
Worst Gimmick: Vantage Point’s Rewinding
Seriously? Award: The Happening
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8PxA6IVdYo
Parents of the Year: Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenbergen in Step Brothers
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFWjrWHecGk
Best Performance by a Douchebag of a Douchebag: Matthew McConaughey as The Pecker in Tropic Thunder
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ygDNnEG4r8
Lifetime Achievement Award: Don LaFontaine
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRtuxdfQHw
Movie of the Year: The Dark Knight
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZSS-6sPdg4
Most Anticipated for 2009:
Terminator Salavation
Watchmen
Taken
Star Trek
Wolverine
Transformers 2
GI Joe