We brought you the news that Machete is going start production sometime soon and recently on /Film was the news about the cast and it might almost rival The Expendables. Of course, Danny Trejo is in the title role and Cheech Marin as his shotgun toting priest sidekick but also on board are Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Jeff Fahey. Then they bring out the big guns with Robert De Niro and STEVEN SEAGAL! Yes, our beloved ponytailed zen master is actually going to be in a movie not filmed in Romania and straight to video. It’s also, I believe, the first time Seagal isn’t the headlining start since Executive Decision. Excitement kicked up another notch.
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.