Have you watched Raiders of the Lost Ark and thought, “This could use more horrible CGI monsters.”? Well, wonder no more as Hulu brings you the SyFy original movie, Monster Ark. Tim DeKay, in a transition period between being Bizarro Jerry and starring in White Collar, and Xena’s Renee O’Connor star as DeKay’s archaeologist tries to find Noah’s Ark but instead finds a second ark that contains a murderous evil creature. Featuring all the hallmarks you’ve come to love from SyFy movies like ridiculous gore, horrible dialogue and beginner level CG, you can check out the whole thing below.
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.