Admit One 8/27
Avatar is getting re-released in theaters this weekend along with around 20 minutes of new footage but there’s also three other new movies getting released as well.
Takers
Starring: Matt Dillon, Idris Elba, T.I., Chris Brown, Paul Walker, Hayden Christensen
Directed by: John Luessenhop
Plot: A group of bank robbers are planning their ultimate heist but an unrelenting detective is hot on their heels.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 32%
Critic Consensus: n/a
The Last Exorcism
Starring: Patrick Fabian, Ashley Bell, Iris Bahr, Louis Herthum
Directed by: Daniel Stamm
Plot: A priest who was made his living performing fake exorcisms invites a camera crew along with him on his last job to reveal that he’s a fraud but it turns out the girl they’re helping might actually be possessed by Satan.
RT Freshness: 66%
Critic Consensus: “It doesn’t fully deliver on the chilly promise of its Blair Witch-style premise, but The Last Exorcism offers a surprising number of clever thrills.”
Centurion
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Dominic West, Olga Kurylenko, Noel Clarke
Directed by: Neil Marshall
Plot: A Roman legion is dispatched to the northern region of Britain to defeat a vicious tribe of barbarians but are decimated and the survivors must attempt to make the long trip back to Roman territory while being pursued by a group of dangerous hunters.
RT Freshness: 52%
Critic Consensus: “It’s a bloody geyser of Neil Marshall’s typically stylish B-movie action, but Centurion is too focused on hacking and slashing to deliver original dialogue or interesting characters.”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.