We’ve got a pair of trailers that came out this week for movies you probably didn’t even know existed until this very moment. First up is a crazy Christmas movie from Finland called “Rare Exports”. A corporation starts digging outside of a small Finnish town and accidentally stumble across the real Santa Claus. However, Santa doesn’t like being disturbed and scariness ensues. It looks pretty weird.
The other movie is slightly more traditional entry in the Man vs Nature genre. Executive produced by James Cameron, “Sanctum” finds a group of spelunkers exploring the deepest known cave in the world when a tropical storm hits the area and forces the group to find a way to escape before the now constantly rising water, or other cave dangers, kills them.
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.