Starring: Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Jena Malone
Directed by: Zack Snyder
Plot: A group of five girls must journey into a ridiculous fantasy world full of robots, dragons, WWI battlefields and samurai to gather items to escape from their insane asylum prison.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 22%
Critic Consensus: “It’s technically impressive and loaded with eye-catching images, but without characters or a plot to support them, all of Sucker Punch’s visual thrills are for naught”
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Starring: Zachary Gordon, Devon Bostwick, Rachael Harris, Steve Zahn, Robert Capron
Directed by: David Bowers
Plot: “Wimpy kid” Greg Heffley starts seventh grade and looks to his older brother Rodrick for advice on how to survive the jungle of middle school.
RT Freshness: 38%
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.