Admit One 6/24
By Zach
Cars 2
Starring: Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Michael Caine, John Turturro, Eddie Izzard, Emily Mortimer
Directed by: John Lasseter, Brad Lewis
Plot: Lightning McQueen takes his best friend Mater with him when he is invited to compete in the first ever World Grand Prix. While McQueen races, Mater gets confused for a spy by some British intelligence agents and has to help them with a top secret mission.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 38%
Critic Consensus: “Cars 2 is as visually appealing as any other Pixar production, but all that dazzle can’t disguise the rusty storytelling under the hood”
Bad Teacher
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake, Lucy Punch, John Michael Higgins
Directed by: Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg
Plot: Lazy, horrible teacher Elizabeth learns that there is a bonus given out to the teacher whose students get the highest score on the state tests and she becomes determined to win to get a boob job that will catch the eye of a handsome and rich substitute.
RT Freshness: 46%
Critic Consensus: “In spite of a promising concept and a charmingly brazen performance from Cameron Diaz, Bad Teacher is never as funny as it should be”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.
