Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Starring: Shia Laboeuf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Patrick Dempsey, John Turturro
Directed by: Michael Bay
Plot: The Autobots, led by Optimus Prime, discover that the US government has been hiding the truth about the moon landings; it was launched to investigate a crashed Autobot ship that was carrying technology that could devastate Earth if the Decepticons were to acquire it.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 38%
Critic Consensus: “Its special effects — and 3D shots — are undeniably impressive, but they aren’t enough to fill up its loud, bloated running time, or mask its thin, indifferent script”
Starring: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Bryan Cranston, Cedric the Entertainer, Taraji P. Henson
Directed by: Tom Hanks
Plot: After getting fired from his long time job at a big department store, Larry Crowne heads to the local college to take some courses and start over.
RT Freshness: 36%
Critic Consensus: “Despite the relaxed, easy chemistry of stars Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, Larry Crowne is surprisingly bland and conventional”
Starring: Selena Gomez, Leighton Meester, Katie Cassidy
Directed by: Tom Bezucha
Plot: Three friends are on vacation in Paris when they stumble into a princess who looks exactly like one of them. Switching identities, the trio heads to Monte Carlo in the lap of luxury while the princess gets to live a normal life for a few days.
RT Freshness: 39%
Critic Consensus: “Although it has its charming moments, Monte Carlo is mostly silly, predictable stuff that never pushes beyond the boundaries of formula”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.