Starring: Johnny Depp, Eva Green, Michelle Pffeifer, Chloe Moretz, Jackie Earle Haley, Helena Bonham Carter, Jonny Lee Miller
Directed by: Tim Burton
Plot: Barnabas Collins, a rich 18th century playboy, breaks the heart of Angelique Bouchard, a witch, who transforms him into a vampire and locks him away in a coffin for two centuries. In the 1970’s, Barnabas is freed and finds his descendants now living in his manor.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 42%
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.