Men in Black III
Starring: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Jermain Clement, Alice Eve, Emma Thompson
Directed by: Barry Sonnefeld
Plot: After a time traveling alien villain kills K in the past, J time travels back to 1969 to stop the assassination and figure out how to stop an alien invasion with the help of young K.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 66%
Critic Consensus: “It isn’t exactly a persuasive argument for the continuation of the franchise — but Men in Black III is better than its predecessor and manages to exceed expectations, largely due to Josh Brolin’s impressive performance”
Starring: Ingrid Berdal, Jesse McCartney, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Dimitri Diatchenko, Devin Kelley, Nathan Phillips
Directed by: Bradley Parker
Plot: A group of tourists take an “extreme” tour of the radioactive town of Pripyat, just outside the infamous Chernobyl nuclear facility and become stranded when their van breaks down. They not only have the radiation to worry about, but there seems to be something stalking them in the ruins.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 38%
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.