Action Hero of the Week: Gary Johnston

Name: Gary Johnston

Occupation: Broadway actor/Team America master of disguise

Family: Brother (killed by gorillas)

Allies: Lisa, Joe, Sarah, Chris, Spottswoode, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

Enemies: Kim Jong Il, Film Actors Guild, terrorists

Weapon(s) of Choice: Mp5s, karate, acting

Body Count: 6

Memorable Quote: “We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole”

See Gary in Action: