Playing for Keeps
Starring: Gerard Butler, Dennis Quaid, Jessica Biel, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Noah Lomax
Directed by: Gabriele Muccino
Plot: A former soccer star tries to rebuild his life and his relationship with his son by coaching his youth soccer team but his quest for personal growth is constantly under attack by the various soccer moms who start coming on to him.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 0%
Critic Consensus: “Witless, unfocused, and arguably misogynistic, Playing for Keeps is a dispiriting, lowest-common-denominator Hollywood rom-com”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.