Starring: Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Clifton Collins Jr., Wendell Pierce, Nick Nolte
Directed by: Taylor Hackford
Plot: Professional thief Parker is betrayed by his crew and left for dead. He tracks them to Miami and comes up with a plan to get revenge and his cut.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 35%
Critic Consensus: “Jason Statham is game as usual, but Parker is a thoroughly generic and convoluted heist movie”
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare, Thomas Mann
Directed by: Tommy Wirkola
Plot: After defeating their first witch as kids, Hansel & Gretel become the premiere witch hunters but their latest target is the most powerful witch they’ve ever faced.
RT Freshness: 11%
Critic Consensus: “Alternately bloody and silly, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters fails as both a fantasy adventure and as a parody of same”
Starring: Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schrieber, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Gerard Butler, Johnny Knoxville, Anna Faris, Richard Gere and more.
Directed by: Brett Ratner, Elizabeth Banks and more.
Plot: An anthology of various comedy sketches including a bizarre home schooling family, a date that features escalating dares, a captured leprechaun and more.
RT Freshness: 7%
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.