Starring: Jane Levy, Jessica Lucas, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Elizabeth Blackmore
Directed by: Fede Alvarez
Plot: A group of friends head to an old cabin in the woods and accidentally unleash demonic forces from the Book of the Dead. The kids are possessed one by one until only one is left to fight back.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 68%
Critic Consensus: “It may lack the absurd humor that underlined the original, but the new-look Evil Dead compensates with brutal terror, gory scares, and gleefully bloody violence”
Jurassic Park 3D
Starring: Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Bob Peck, Martin Ferrero
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Plot: A preview visit to John Hammond’s amazing new theme park goes horribly wrong when a disgruntled employee disables the security and power and unleashes the park’s attractions, resurrected dinosaurs.
RT Freshness: 90%
Critic Consensus: “Jurassic Park is a spectacle of special effects and life-like animatronics, with some of Spielberg’s best sequences of sustained awe and sheer terror since Jaws”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.