The Wolf of Wall Street
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbit, Matthew McConaughey, Kyle Chandler, Rob Reiner
Directed by: Martin Scorsese
Plot: Young stockbroker Jordan Belfort comes up with a fool proof, but illegal, scheme that makes him one of the richest people on Wall Street in the late 80’s that makes him a target for the FBI.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 76%
Critic Consensus: “Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic”
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Starring: Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Patton Oswalt, Shirley Maclaine, Adam Scott, Kathryn Hahn, Sean Penn
Directed by: Ben Stiller
Plot: Daydreaming Life magazine worker Walter Mitty gets the chance to live out some of his fantasies to recover a lost piece of film for the magazine final issue.
RT Freshness: 47%
Critic Consensus: “It doesn’t lack for ambition, but The Secret Life of Walter Mitty fails to back up its grand designs with enough substance to anchor the spectacle”
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Hiroyuki Sanada, Kou Shibasaki, Rinko Kikuchi, Tadanobu Asano
Directed by: Carl Rinsch
Plot: A group of 47 outcast samurai must go on a quest against evil forces to save their homeland from an evil warlord.
RT Freshness: 13%
Critic Consensus: “47 Ronin is a surprisingly dull fantasy adventure, one that leaves its talented international cast stranded within one dimensional roles”
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Robert DeNiro, Kevin Hart, Alan Arkin, Jon Bernthal, Kim Basinger
Directed by: Peter Segal
Plot: Two long time rival boxers get a chance to settle their long standing tie with a grudge match 30 years after they retired.
RT Freshness: 20%
Critic Consensus: “Grudge Match is sporadically funny but meandering, and its strong cast largely mired in a plot that’s overrun with clichés”
Justin Bieber’s Believe
Starring: Justin Bieber
Directed by: Jon M. Chu
Plot: A new look on and off the stage of Justin Bieber.
RT Freshness: 50%
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.