A Million Ways to Die in the West
Starring: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, Neil Patrick Harris
Directed by: Seth MacFarlane
Plot: As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 33%
Critic Consensus: “While it offers a few laughs and boasts a talented cast, Seth MacFarlane’s overlong, aimless A Million Ways to Die in the West is a disappointingly scattershot affair”
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley, Sam Riley Imelda Staunton
Directed by: Robert Stromberg
Plot: A vindictive fairy is driven to curse an infant princess only to realize the child may be the only one who can restore peace.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 47%
Critic Consensus: “Angelina Jolie’s magnetic performance outshines Maleficent’s dazzling special effects; unfortunately, the movie around them fails to justify all that impressive effort”
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