The Michael Bay produced Ninja Turtles are arriving in about 2 months but each new piece of info raises more questions and makes it seem more and more like a possible train wreck. This new trailer features the best look yet at the Turtles, Splinter and Shredder, the latter of which is weirdly not William Fichtner but seems like one of his lackeys in an armor suit. The main plot seems to be that Fichtner sends Shredder and the Foot to capture the Turtles, and they get all but Raph, who has to rescue his brothers and then stop the Foot once and for all. Some of the action looks cool but it’s all a mess of dubstep, slow mo and Whoopi Goldberg(?). We’ll have to see if this is surprisingly good or a disaster on August 8th but you can check out the new trailer below.
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.