Kevin Smith is back with what looks like his spin on something like Human Centipede with Tusk. Justin Long plays a popular podcaster who interviews weird and interesting people and gets a letter from a mysterious man in Canada. He goes to interview him and learns he was shipwrecked but saved by a walrus. Since that accident, this man (Michael Parks), has become obsessed with the creatures and, after drugging Long’s tea, plans to surgically transform him into one. Haley Joel Osment co-stars as Long’s podcast co-host and Genesis Rodriguez plays Long’s girlfriend. It seems like the beginning will have the usual Kevin Smith comic sensibilities before becoming a straight up horror movie. It’s out this September and you can check out the trailer below.
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.