Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth, Morgan Freeman, Dennis Haysbert
Directed by: Seth MacFarlane
Plot: After marrying his girlfriend Tammy-Lynn, Ted must prove he’s a real person in court in order for them to qualify to be parents.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 45%
Critical Consensus: “Ted 2 reunites Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane for another round of sophomoric, scatological humor — and just as before, your enjoyment will depend on your tolerance for all of the above”
Starring: Jay Hernandez, Robbie Amell, Josh Wiggins, Thomas Haden Church, Lauren Graham, Luke Kleintank
Directed by: Boaz Yakin
Plot: A dog that helped US Marines in Afghanistan returns to the U.S. and is adopted by his handler’s family after suffering a traumatic experience.
RT Freshness: 42%
Critic Consensus: “Max has good intentions and tries to hearken back to classic family-friendly features, but its disjointed, manipulative plot overwhelms the efforts of its talented human and canine stars”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.