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10 Cloverfield Lane
Starring: John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, John Gallagher Jr.
Directed by: Dan Trachtenberg
Plot: After a car crash, a young woman wakes up in an underground shelter and is told by the shelter’s owner that some sort of attack has left the world outside uninhabitable.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 92%
Critic Consensus: “Smart, solidly crafted, and palpably tense, 10 Cloverfield Lane makes the most of its confined setting and outstanding cast — and suggests a new frontier for franchise filmmaking”
The Young Messiah
Starring: Adam Greaves-Neal, Sara Lazzaro, Vincent Walsh, Jonathan Bailey, Sean Bean
Directed by: Cyrus Nowrasteh
Plot: The inspiring and unique story of seven-year-old Jesus Christ and His family as they come to a fuller understanding of His divine nature and purpose.
RT Freshness: 80%
Critic Consensus: N/A
The Perfect Match
Starring: Terrence Jenkins, Cassie Ventura, Paul Patton, Donald Faison, Kali Hawk, Joe Pantoliano
Directed by: Bille Woodruff
Plot: Charlie is a playboy who’s convinced that relationships are dead even though his sister, a therapist, tries to tell him otherwise.
RT Freshness: N/A
Critic Consensus: N/A
The Brothers Grimsby
Starring: Sacha Baron Cohen, Mark Strong, Isla Fisher, Penelope Cruz, Rebel Wilson, Annabelle Wallis
Directed by: Louis Leterrier
Plot: Two orphan brothers separated when they are young are reunited when they are adults except one is now an elite MI6 agent and the other is a soccer hooligan.
RT Freshness: 46%
Critic Consensus: “The Brothers Grimsby showers viewers with a steady stream of Sacha Baron Cohen’s edgy humor, but too many gags hit the wrong side of the line between audacious and desperate”
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