The Hitman’s Bodyguard
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Gary Oldman, Elodie Yung, Joaquim De Almeida
Directed by: Patrick Hughes
Plot: The world’s top bodyguard gets a new client, a hit man who must testify at the International Court of Justice. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 39%
Critic Consensus: “The Hitman’s Bodyguard coasts on Samuel L. Jackson and Ryan Reynolds’ banter — but doesn’t get enough mileage to power past an overabundance of action-comedy clichés”
Starring: Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, Daniel Craig, Riley Keough, Katie Holmes, Sebastian Stan, Katherine Waterson, Seth McFarlane
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Plot: Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NASCAR race in North Carolina.
RT Freshness: 93%
Critic Consensus: “High-octane fun that’s smartly assembled without putting on airs, Logan Lucky marks a welcome end to Steven Soderbergh’s retirement — and proves he hasn’t lost his ability to entertain”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.