Starring: Michael Fassbender, Rebecca Ferguson, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Val Kilmer, JK Simmons, Chloe Sevigny
Directed by: Tomas Alfredson
Plot: Detective Harry Hole investigates the disappearance of a woman whose pink scarf is found wrapped around an ominous-looking snowman.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 13%
Critic Consensus: “A mystery that feels as mashed together and perishable as its title, The Snowman squanders its bestselling source material as well as a top-notch ensemble cast”
Boo 2! A Madea Halloween
Starring: Tyler Perry, Cassi Davis, Patrice Lovely, Inanna Sarkis, Yousef Erakat
Directed by: Tyler Perry
Plot: Madea, Bam, and Hattie venture to a haunted campground and the group must run for their lives when monsters, goblins, and the boogeyman are unleashed.
RT Freshness: 8%
Critic Consensus: N/A
Only the Brave
Starring: Josh Brolin, Miles Teller, Jeff Bridges, James Badge Dale, Taylor Kitsch, Jennifer Connelly
Directed by: Joseph Kosinski
Plot: Based on the true story of the Granite Mountain Hotshots, a group of elite firefighters risk everything to protect a town from a historic wildfire.
RT Freshness: 89%
Critic Consensus: “Only the Brave‘s impressive veteran cast and affecting fact-based story add up to a no-frills drama that’s just as stolidly powerful as the real-life heroes it honors”
Starring: Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Ed Harris, Andy Garcia, Daniel Wu
Directed by: Dean Devlin
Plot: When the network of satellites designed to control the global climate start to attack Earth, it’s a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything and everyone.
RT Freshness: 14%
Critic Consensus: “Lacking impressive visuals, well-written characters, or involving drama, Geostorm aims for epic disaster-movie spectacle but ends up simply being a disaster of a movie”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.