Action Hero of the Week: MacGruber

Name: MacGruber

Occupation: Special Agent (Former Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger)

Family: Casey Fitzpatrick (1st wife), Vicki St. Elmo (2nd wife)

Allies: Lt. Dixon Piper, Col. Jim Faith, Frank Korver, Vernon Freedom, Tug Phelps, Brick Hughes, Tut Beemer, Tanker Lutz

Enemies: Dieter Von Cunth, Constantine Bach, Hoss Bender, Yerik Novikov, Senator Garver, Zeke Pleshette

Weapon(s) of Choice: Throat ripping, improvised grenades, dual Uzis

Body Count: N/A

Memorable Quote: “Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I’m gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I’m gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here. I think that’s gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth, I’m gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth. And that is non-negotiable. Who’s first?”

See MacGruber in Action: