The Spy Who Dumped Me
Starring: Mila Kunis, Kate McKinnon, Justin Theroux, Gillian Anderson, Hasan Minhaj
Directed by: Susanna Fogel
Plot: Audrey and Morgan, two thirty-year-old best friends in Los Angeles, are thrust unexpectedly into an international conspiracy when Audrey’s ex-boyfriend shows up at their apartment with a team of deadly assassins on his trail.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 40%
Critic Consensus: “The Spy Who Dumped Me isn’t the funniest or most inventive spy comedy, but Kate McKinnon remains as compulsively watchable as ever”
The Darkest Minds
Starring: Amandla Stenberg, Mandy Moore, Bradley Whitford, Harris Dickinson, Patrick Gibson, Skylan Brooks
Directed by: Jennifer Yuh Nelson
Plot: When teens mysteriously develop powerful new abilities, they are declared a threat by the government and detained.
RT Freshness: 15%
Critic Consensus: “The Darkest Minds does little to differentiate itself in a crowded field of YA adaptations, leaving all but the least demanding viewers feeling dystopian déjà vu”
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Jim Cummings, Chris O’Dowd, Hayley Atwell, Toby Jones, Brad Garrett
Directed by: Marc Forster
Plot: A working-class family man, Christopher Robin, encounters his childhood friend Winnie-the-Pooh, who helps him to rediscover the joys of life.
RT Freshness: 61%
Critic Consensus: “Christopher Robin may not equal A.A. Milne’s stories — or their animated Disney adaptations — but it should prove sweet enough for audiences seeking a little childhood magic”
Death of a Nation
Starring: Dinesh D’Souza
Directed by: Dinesh D’Souza
Plot: This documentary draws parallels between Abraham Lincoln’s presidency and the presidency of Donald Trump.
RT Freshness: 0%
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.