Shocking no one, “Shallow” won the Best Original Song award at last night’s Oscars for Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, following constant radio airplay since A Star is Born came out and wins at the Golden Globes and Grammy Awards.

A former Mexican federal agent, Isador “Machete” Cortez becomes a mercenary for hire, taking on vicious drug lords, racist politicians, and megalomaniacal supervillains to protect his people and the world.

Venom and A Star is Born held off all comers and remained in first and second place with strong second weekend performances.

Venom, despite poor reviews from critics, had a massive opening over the weekend, shattering the record for best October opening while the new A Star is Born also performed well beyond expectations in second place.

October kicks off with polar opposites as the apparently terrible and insane film debut of Venom takes on the remake of musical drama A Star is Born with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga.

Check out all the trailers that debuted during the big game last night, including new looks at Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Fate of the Furious, Pirates 5 and more.

Pulling an unexpected upset at the Oscars last week, Sam Smith somehow defeated Lady Gaga with his Bond theme, Writing’s On the Wall, proving that it was either the only song the voters had heard or they are huge fans of tentacle porn.

A rogue arms dealer has a deadly weapon aimed at America and the only man who can stop it is Machete.