Desperate for work, former Marine Eddie Deacon takes a job as a security guard at a mall but his former skills are put to the test when a girl in witness protection takes shelter at the shopping center and dangerous mercenaries arrive to get her back by any means necessary.

“I don’t know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist] but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.”

Senator Charles F. Meachum: Are you out of your mind? Are you out of your damn mind? I am a United States Senator!
Bobby Lee Swagger: Exactly.

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