It’s time to Face/Off against a Hard Target, is this Mission, Impossible? Maybe but at least it’s not a Broken Arrow. Paycheck!

Can I get my “longest post title ever” award? It was the cleverest way I could think of too incorporate all the movies we talked about this week. Anyway, we got bullets to dodge and doves to fly so let’s get into it.

Face/Off:

Sean Archer (Travolta) vs Castor Troy (Cage) in the beginning of the movie:

Oh, so that’s why it’s called Face/Off!

Is this the most conflicting music choice ever? You decide

Basically all the action of Face/Off in one epic minute:

Hard Target:

Van Damme and his mullet don’t stand for mistreating ladies (ridiculous slo-mo warning):

Van Damme’s mullet is bullet AND fire proof!:

Don’t mess with Wilford’s moonshine:

The Mummy, bad enough, The Mummy with a Shotgun? You’re basically fucked:

The awesome finale featuring the classic “Grenade down the pants” gag:

Arnold Vosoloo and Lance Henriksen show off their expert people skills:

Van Damme’s had it with these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking swamp!:

Mission Impossible II:

Oh man, Ethan Hunt is so EXTREME!!!!:

The official theme song for MI2 was by Limp Bizkit!??!:

Anthony Hopkins, uncredited and awesome:

Brian thinks that end of this fight is ridiculous even by John Woo standards, you be the judge (no sound):

Oh, the emotion and drama of this scene as evidenced by the choir and slo-mo:

This is too great not to post, Tom Cruise kills Oprah:

More proof that Ben Stiller knows “Why is Tom Cruise?”:

Broken Arrow:

All Righty, here is the entire movie in 205 seconds, you’re welcome:

“hush, hush!”:

The final fight scene featuring the amazing acting of Howie Long and Travolta taking a missile through the chest:

Paycheck:

Trailer:

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Affleck is probably buzzed if not drunk during this interview:

Affleck on SNL, actually not bad:

Family Guy, probably more true than not when it comes to Ben Affleck:

Picks of the Week!:

Zach- Transformers on DVD:

Brian: Radiohead – In Rainbows, Baseball Playoffs and Planet Terror on DVD:

Check us out on Monday when we will probably say “GET OFF MY PLANE!!” too many times with Air Force One.