“Make Mine a Milk too.”
I don’t know if you’re ready for the amount of Chuck Norris that this week’s bonus videos contain. Take a deep breath and lets go.
Trailer:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8SiXomC9o
Part 1 of 10 of the whole movie on youtube (while it lasts!):
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCEzQqG24Qc
Barry trains and has a run-in with the douchebag bully:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtDvBT-_JEs
Richard Moll berates Barry for trying to be normal:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tnYR3yiNEQ
Speaking of which, Moll makes a perfect Colonel Klink:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar2imGIMlv8
Barry performs his weapon demonstration:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdeQ3eSuuL8
Chuck Norris!?!?!:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAfcPatBL3s
Chuck and Barry attack Joe Piscopo’s evil candy factory dressed like Van Damme in Hard Target:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHXU6c8CeGA
Barry has to climb the rope in gym class:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8pfKVueTAk
Kelly Stone vs. Chuck Norris:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaoXjtopBEM
Alright, now some general Chuck Norris awesomness. First up, all the ridiculous openings and closings from Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0q3ZJnI868
On a related note here’s the intro for the show, “I’LL GET YOU NORRIS!!!!!”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSU1Lvxy9Sk
One of the greatest battles of all time, Chuck “Walker” Norris vs Gary “I will rip your endocrine system from your body” Busey:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmVVpwaG408
You know, there’s lots of great Walker, Texas Ranger fights but none are more ridiculous than Walker vs. the Bear:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU
Um, actually Chuck kicking through a car windshield is probably more ridiculous:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnrrK9Fqkw
SNL presents the epic power ballad, “Young Chuck Norris”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzvnH3oWwQw
The answer to the age old question of, “Will Chuck Norris Blend?”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA
Chuck thinks really loud:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YoigvohJGk
Well before you get knocked out from all the roundhouse kicks we’re gonna call it a day. Come back tomorrow for a truly hair raising Top 5 list.