I don’t know if you’re ready for the amount of Chuck Norris that this week’s bonus videos contain. Take a deep breath and lets go.
Trailer:
Part 1 of 10 of the whole movie on youtube (while it lasts!):
Barry trains and has a run-in with the douchebag bully:
Richard Moll berates Barry for trying to be normal:
Speaking of which, Moll makes a perfect Colonel Klink:
Barry performs his weapon demonstration:
Chuck Norris!?!?!:
Chuck and Barry attack Joe Piscopo’s evil candy factory dressed like Van Damme in Hard Target:
Barry has to climb the rope in gym class:
Kelly Stone vs. Chuck Norris:
Alright, now some general Chuck Norris awesomness. First up, all the ridiculous openings and closings from Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos:
On a related note here’s the intro for the show, “I’LL GET YOU NORRIS!!!!!”:
One of the greatest battles of all time, Chuck “Walker” Norris vs Gary “I will rip your endocrine system from your body” Busey:
You know, there’s lots of great Walker, Texas Ranger fights but none are more ridiculous than Walker vs. the Bear:
Um, actually Chuck kicking through a car windshield is probably more ridiculous:
SNL presents the epic power ballad, “Young Chuck Norris”:
The answer to the age old question of, “Will Chuck Norris Blend?”:
Chuck thinks really loud:
Well before you get knocked out from all the roundhouse kicks we’re gonna call it a day. Come back tomorrow for a truly hair raising Top 5 list.
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