Critics definitely aren’t feeling this weekend’s new movies.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Starring: Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Katie Cassidy, Rooney Mara
Directed by: Samuel Bayer
Plot: The teens of Elm Street are being stalked by vicious killer Freddy Krueger in their dreams.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 12%
Critic Consensus: “Visually faithful but lacking the depth and subversive twists that made the original so memorable, the Nightmare on Elm Street remake lives up to its title in the worst possible way.”
Furry Vengeance
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields, Ken Jeong, Patrice O’Neal
Directed by: Roger Kumble
Plot: A developer comes under attack by the animal population of the forest his company is trying to turn into a housing development.
RT Freshness: N/A
Critic Consensus: N/A
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