The 11th Annual Kick Ass Awards

It’s that time of year again as Hollywood gets ready to pat itself on the back at The Oscars but Everything Action is here to deliver the real awards with our 11th Annual Kick Ass Awards.  What was the Kick Ass Movie of 2016 and who was the Ass Kicker of the Year?  Find out below.

Best R Rated Zac Efron Comedy: Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Best New Horror Villain: Black Phillip from The Witch

Best Fourth Wall Breaking: Deadpool

48 Hours Award for Reluctant Crime Solving Partners: Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde in Zootopia

Worst Late Sequel: Zoolander 2 (Runner Up: Independence Day: Resurgence)

Most Insane Re-imagining of Egyptian Mythology: Gods of Egypt

Best Old School Action Throwback: London Has Fallen

Best “Trapped in One Location” Movie: 10 Cloverfield Lane (Runners Up: Green Room, Don’t Breathe)

Best Moment from the DCEU: Batman’s Rescue of Martha Kent

Best Gimmick: Hardcore Henry as first FPS movie

Best MCU Introduction: Tom Holland’s Spider-Man in Civil War

Best Update of a Disney Classic: The Jungle Book

Worst Use of a Great Cast: Criminal (Runner Up: Assassin’s Creed)

Wackiest True Story: Elvis & Nixon

Play the Game Instead Award: Ratchet & Clank

Most Ridiculous Villain: Apocalypse in X-Men: Apocalypse (Runner Up: Enchantress from Suicide Squad)

Most Surprisingly Great Duo: Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe in The Nice Guys

Best Improvement from the First Movie: Ouija: Origin of Evil

Best Soundtrack: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

Best Comedic Partner for Kevin Hart: The Rock in Central Intelligence

Worst Use of Magic: Now You See Me 2

Worst Tease: The Amityville Horror in The Conjuring 2

Best Animal Sidekick: “Steven Seagull” in The Shallows

Worst Reboot of a Literary Classic: The Legend of Tarzan

Keep Em Coming Award: The Purge: Election Year

Most Unnecessary Controversy: Ghostbusters 2016

Best Use of the Beastie Boys: Star Trek Beyond

Worst Adaptation of a Classic Comic: Batman: The Killing Joke

Person Who Should Have Stayed in Hiding: Jason Bourne

Most Helicopters Crashed: Suicide Squad

Most Elaborate Fight Rules: Kickboxer: Vengeance

Weirdest Religious Satire: Sausage Party

Most Unnecessary Remake: Ben-Hur

Best Dramatization of a Real Life Disaster: Deepwater Horizon (Runners Up: Sully, 13 Hours)

Best Solution to World Ending Evil: Bargaining with Dormammu in Doctor Strange

Worst Father Figure: Jack Reacher in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

Worst Update of a Van Damme Classic: Hard Target 2

Best Droid: K-2SO

Ass Kicker of the Year: Batman (Runners Up: Mike Banning, Arthur Bishop, Deadpool, Captain America)

Steven Seagal Direct to DVD Award: Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

Jason Statham Award for Excellence in Stathaming: The Mechanic: Resurrection

Lincoln Hawks Memorial Over the Top Award:Hardcore Henry

Kick Ass Movie of the Year: Deadpool

 

 

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