I don’t know if a leprechaun stole all the good releases or what because there is almost nothing coming out this week. Well, Twilight is the big DVD release but we’re not tween girls so we don’t give a shit. I dug deep into Amazon to find out what else is coming out and here’s what I found.
Pick of the Week: Punisher: War Zone
By default this week our pick has to be Punisher: War Zone. On the plus side there’s some ridiculous violence and on the negetive side? Pretty much everything else. Ray Stevenson is an OK Punisher but Dominic West is absolutely atrocious as Jigsaw. Picture the worst Italian accent ever times 100 and you are almost in the ballpark. So if anything else was coming out this would be nowhere near the Pick of the Week but that’s the hand we’ve been dealt.
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.