Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordan Brewster, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris
Directed by: Justin Lin
Plot: The original Fast trio of Dom, Mia and Brian are joined by the best of their criminal associates in Rio De Janiero to pull off a multi-million dollar bank heist but FBI Agent Luke Hobbs and his team are determined to put them behind bars by any means necessary.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 78%
Critic Consensus: “Sleek, loud, and over the top, Fast Five proudly embraces its brainless action thrills”
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil
Starring: Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Warburton, David Ogden Stiers, Glenn Close, Bill Hader, Amy Poehler
Directed by: Mike Disa
Plot: Red Riding Hood is called into action again by the Happily Ever After Agency to rescue Hansel and Gretel from an evil witch.
RT Freshness: 9%
Critic Consensus: “It may add 3D to the original, but Hoodwinked Too! is missing the first installment’s wit and refreshingly low-budget charm”
Starring: Aimee Teegarden, Thomas McDonell, Siu Yin Chang, De’Vaughn Nixon, Kylie Bunbury
Directed by: Joe Nussbaum
Plot: A group of high school kids go through the trials and tribulations of getting ready for prom.
RT Freshness: 43%
Critic Consensus: “Given its flatly descriptive title and live-action Disney pedigree, Prom is more nuanced and less cynical — but also just as corny and cliched — as you might expect”
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
Starring: Brandon Routh, Sam Huntington, Taye Diggs, Anita Briem, Peter Stormare
Directed by: Kevin Munroe
Plot: Private detective Dylan Dog patrols the back alleys of New Orleans and it’s assorted werewolfs, vampires and zombies.
RT Freshness: N/A
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.