Starring: Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade
Directed by: Akiva Schaffer
Plot: Four suburban guys form a neighborhood watch group and soon have to spring into action to stop an alien invasion.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 12%
Critic Consensus: “The Watch uneasily mixes sci-fi elements with gross-out gags and strands its talented cast with a script that favors vulgarity over wit at nearly every turn”
Step Up Revolution
Starring: Ryan Guzman, Kathryn McCormick, Misha Gabriel, Peter Gallagher
Directed by: Scott Speer
Plot: A group of dancers have to find a way to stop an rich business man from tearing down their historic neighborhood and develop it.
RT Freshness: 30%
Critic Consensus: “Step Up Revolution treads familiar territory by surrounding its lively and kinetic dance sequences with a predictably generic story”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.