After taking down corrupt senators and dangerous drug dealers in the original Machete, the world’s greatest Mexican secret agent is called back into action by the President to deal with a new threat in Machete Kills. Apparently there’s a dictator and drug dealer in South America who have some sort of laser satellilte weapon that must be stopped. At least that’s what the news about the movie has said so far, this first trailer doesn’t include anything about that, just insanity involving the crazy cast that includes William Sadler, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen (as Carlos Estevez!), Antonio Banderas and Cuba Gooding Jr. joining Danny Trejo. Robert Rodriguez is, of course, directing and the movie is out this September.
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.