The Lone Ranger
Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, Tom Wilkinson, William Fichtner, Barry Pepper, Helena Bonham Carter
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Plot: Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 23%
Critic Consensus: “Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp make for an appealing pair of leads, but they’re not enough to make up for The Lone Ranger’s bland script, bloated length, and blaring action overkill”
Despicable Me 2
Starring: Steve Carrell, Kristin Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Ken Jeong
Directed by: Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud
Plot: Former super villain Gru is recruited by the top secret Anti-Villian League to use his expertise to help them defeat a new, up and coming villain.
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain
Starring: Kevin Hart
Directed by: Leslie Small, Tim Story
Plot: Kevin Hart delivers his stand up material to a sold out show at Madison Square Garden.
RT Freshness: 73%
Critic Consensus: N/A
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.