The Magnificent Seven
Starring: Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Peter Sarsgaard, Vincent D’Onofrio, Lee Byung-Hun
Directed by: Antoine Fuqua
Plot: Seven outlaws and outcasts defend a small frontier town from a ruthless industrialist in the Wild West.
Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 63%
Critic Consensus: “The Magnificent Seven never really lives up to the superlative in its title — or the classics from which it draws inspiration — but remains a moderately diverting action thriller on its own merits”
Starring: Andy Samberg, Jennifer Anniston, Katie Crown, Kelsey Grammar, Ty Burrell, Danny Trejo
Directed by: Nicholas Stoller
Plot: Storks have moved on from delivering babies to packages. But when an order for a baby appears, the best delivery stork must scramble to fix the error by delivering the baby.
RT Freshness: 59%
Critic Consensus: “Colorful animation and a charming cast help Storks achieve a limited liftoff, but scattershot gags and a confused, hyperactively unspooled plot keep it from truly soaring”
I’m like the J. Jonah Jameson of Everything Action, writing and editing and constantly demanding pictures of Spider-Man.