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Top 5: Fake Burger Joints

Everybody loves a delicious hamburger, even movie and tv characters.   While most people would go to McDonald’s or Burger King (“It’s a wonderful restaurant!”) there are some fictious local places that have their own unique charm, and sometimes gross health code violations. 5.  Burger World (Beavis and Butt-Head) Burger World is the part time employer […]
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I’d Buy That for A Dollar (10/10)

Beer, Basketball and the Bible “A fraternity of lovable slobs, misfits, and drunks compete in gritty, inner-city street basketball tournaments in the heart of amish country.”
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Admit One 10/10

Seems to be something for everyone this week at the movies, you’ve got a sports movie, an action thriller, a horror movie, a period piece, a gangster flick and a kid’s movie.  Let’s see what we have, shall we? Body of Lies Starring: Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 55% Critical Consensus: “Body of […]
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Top 5 Most Kick Ass Mullets

The Mullet has a long and sordid history,  according to Urban Dictionary a mullet is: “A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. Alternate names include: Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi […]
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I’d Buy That for a Dollar (10/4)

魔法使いは囚人を救助する “An ancient and powerful wizard rescues a group of American P.O.W.s in the middle of downtown Tokyo (In Japenese with English subtitles)”
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Admit One 10/2

Well, it’s the first weekend in October and it’s not a very good weekend for movies.  The only bright spot is Ed Harris’ Appaloosa is in wide release.  The rest of the movies are, well, see for yourself. Appaloosa Starring: Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen, Jeremy Irons, Renee Zelleweger Freshness: 74% Critic Consensus: “A traditional genre […]
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Top 5: Arnold’s 5 Best One Liners

If there’s one thing Arnold Schwarznegger is the master of, it’s saying one liners to people before and/or after killing them. Here’s our picks for his 5 best. 5. “You’re Luggage.” (Eraser) Arnold comes to Vanessa William’s rescue at the NYC Zoo in a hail of gunfire and electric guitar solos. They’re pinned down by […]
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New Release Round-Up: I Am Iron Man!

Iron Man is out this week!  Well, see you all next wee…Um, I’ve just been handed a note that says apparently other things are coming out this week.  Who knew? DVD Kick Ass Pick of the Week: Iron Man What else can we say about Iron Man?  RDJ is awesome as Tony Stark, the special […]
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